(Frat) Boys Will Be (Frat) Boys
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
In what could give fraternities everywhere a bad name, a Delta Chi chapter in Colorado has been suspended after nine of its underage pledges were arrested early Sunday for allegedly trashing motel rooms that police found strewn with broken furniture and splattered with blood and vomit.
Your 2008 Oscars in 120 Seconds [Putting Things To Bed]
All told, we here at Defamer devoted five hours and forty-six minutes to watching and chronicling the 2008 Academy Awards last night. And wouldn’t you know it, during that stretch, there were only a handful of moments that we’ll remember next week, let alone next year. To that end, we gave Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer the unenviable assignment of paring last night’s overblown monstrosity down to only its most essential elements. So wave buh bye to no-name costume designers and bid a not-so-fond farewell to Jon Stewart’s blandly serviceable monologue, for this two-minute bestlight reel is chock full of moments like Gary Busey neck-raping Jennifer Garner, Joey Fatone drinking Lisa Rinna’s milkshake and Tilda Swinton giving George Clooney’s rubber nipples the business (among other gems). Enjoy!
All told, we here at Defamer devoted five hours and forty-six minutes to watching and chronicling the 









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