Sumner Redstone, Nick Counter Feel The Sharpie-Induced Sting Of Gay Gate Picketers [Swingers And Bottom Dept]
Carrying on the new, but still proud, tradition of provocative signage that’s been established during this nearly two-week old WGA strike, picketers at today’s Gay Gate march took Sharpie to posterboard and hit the sidewalks outside of Raleigh Studios. We’ll leave it to you to judge how this batch compares to previous efforts from the line, but we will say this: we’re glad that the artist behind Katherine Heigl’s now-infamous placard wasn’t on hand to lend his talents to the cause, for a cartoon depiction of Sumner Redstone engaged in any kind of intimate act would likely haunt us until the possibly distant day writers return to work.
After the jump, embattled AMPTP spokesbogeyman Nick Counter gets yet another chance at being slogan-fodder:
In a moving display of uxorial devotion, … [Freddie Prinze]
In a moving display of uxorial devotion, Sarah Michelle Gellar has officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze as her five-year anniversary gift to husband Freddie Prinze, Jr., a selflessly career-sabotaging act that should allow her to spend even more time at home with her sporadically employed spouse. [USMagazine.com]
· The Strike - Week 2: Bring Your Kids to the Strike Day; the Empire strikes back; what the AMPTP isn’t telling you (anymore); Picketing with the Stars; and what of the assistants?; Strike Dancing Fever!; a diaper-wearing star is born; hatin’ on tiny-penis havers; munching on flatulence; Not The Daily Show; Gays gay-up the strike gaily; “Wha’chu talkin’ ’bout, Counter?”; the 93-year-old striker is almost as cute as the baby; a world without patter.
· Kissing Kirk Douglas.
· Sharon Stone clearly has had some work done.
· It’s beginning to feel a lot like fake Christmas.
· All roads in the sad death of Donda West lead to this dude.
· The Week in Sexiest Men Who Are Still Breathing: Matt Damon wins! No–the Conchords win. Wait. No. Dwight Schrute wins.
· Why do bad things happen to good Ellens?
· In Runway, sometimes you’re thin, and sometimes you’re out.
· Correction: Paris thinks elephants should be able to get drunk if they want to.
· Rolling out Dick Clark for another Rockin’ Eve.
· Little-known Spider-Man facts: Hails from Mississauga, Ontario, wears no foundation garments.
· Come on a Hooker Safari with us.
· If only O.J. Simpson would shut up about beer-making and let you enjoy your copy of Sky.
· Lindsay does her hour-and-a-half, and it’s all good.
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